SMART SUSAN: Only Gourd Vibes, an Autumnal Comeback Story
Oct 15, 2025
Our Comeback Queen Is Spinning Into Fall
Pumpkin spice? Please. Fall’s real MVP spins and zings...
Meet SMART SUSAN, our bold reinvention of the Lazy Susan. Once a relic at Grandma’s house, she’s now the centerpiece of the season and proof that second acts aren’t just possible, they’re fabulous.
She’s reclaiming her place at the table (and your kitchen island, coffee table, and carving station…) with the grace of a seasoned host and the grit of a sustainability icon.
Let’s break down her triple-threat comeback:
Susan’s comeback
The “lazy” days are over. This isn’t just a tray — it’s a transformation. SMART SUSAN brings timeless function into the now with modern lines, saturated tones, and a whole lot of personality. She carves, serves, spins, and steals the show — all while looking damn good.
The material comeback
Made from recycled plastics and upcycled cork (yes, that cork, from real-deal Portuguese Montado forests or mixed with EVA from discarded flip-flops), every SMART SUSAN is a one-of-a-kind redemption arc. This is trash turned treasure, spun into functional art that does Halloween — and every season — justice.
Your comeback
She’s not just a product. She’s a middle finger to throwaway culture, and a high-five to anyone who’s ever been overlooked, under-hyped, or underestimated. You’re not basic. Your home shouldn’t be either.
Why she’s the fall MVP:
Carving support like a boss: The raised edge keeps your tools in check, and the wipeable surface means every seed is saved, stress-free.
Treats, meet your stage: The smooth spin lets every guest grab the goods. (i.e. the Reese's pumpkin, duh.)
The best gift at the Halloween party (and every party): From spooky snacks to chic centerpieces, she’s the hostess’s holy grail.
Sustainably Hot. Practically Perfect. Proudly Trashy.
Made from upcycled materials. Designed to start conversations, not collect dust.
Grab one in autumn’s favorite hues: Russet, Mustard, Mayo, or Cork Montado. But hurry. Comeback stars don’t stay on the shelf for long.
